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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(SPITS)
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(HANDLE RATTLING)
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So, how many we
expecting tonight?
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Put out over 300 fliers.
Big crowd tonight, Luther.
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Big crowd, big money,
lots of beautiful women,
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and none of it's
legal. Excellent!
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Dude! This must be
that Floating Rave
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the school has been
trying to bust.
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You think we should
call the cops?
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Are you nuts?
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That's Crazy Luther Montolfo.
He's insane.
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Crazy Luther? The guy who sells the
stereo products at low, low prices?
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No. Crazy Luther who chewed
off his own brother's finger.
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Don't go near this guy, man.
He's psycho!
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Yeah, but think about it.
We turn him in, we're heroes.
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That would look good
on my resume.
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Get a new job, buy
a beautiful house,
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and hire a security guard
to shoot you on sight
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if you ever come
near my property.
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Sounds a little hostile,
but I wish you well.
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Oh, now
I feel bad.
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Aw!
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Let's go. Go!
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That's right.
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We dropped the dime.
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We 911'd your
hoodlum butt!
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Are you crazy?
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No, no,
he's crazy.
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ERIC: He's
Crazy Luther!
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Not so tough
now, are you?
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You wanna chew these off? Come
on, you wanna chew 'em off?
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(CACKLING)
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All right, now
he's smiling at you.
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You know what?
Let him smile.
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We're never gonna
see this guy again.
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He just threw a rave
in the student union.
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He is so
expelled!
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Eric, he didn't
throw the rave.
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Remember?
We turned him in
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before he could do
anything illegal?
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Oh, come on. Now, Jack,
if that were the case,
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then the cops would have
absolutely no reason to hold him.
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They'd have
to let him go.
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They'd have to
let them all go.
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I'm not gonna
kill you today.
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You're not?
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Nah.
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I'm gonna let you go home
and think you're safe.
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And when you think
you are, you're not.
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Enjoy what's left of
your lives, boys.
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What's gonna happen?
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He's gonna kill us.
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Where's Eric?
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Did Luther
come here?
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He got him, didn't he?
Eric's gone!
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Oh, no!
Oh, poor Eric.
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(SOBBING)
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He was so young
and stupid.
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Eric's okay.
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Oh, good. Great.
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Well, he's not gonna
be okay for long
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if we don't come up
with a plan.
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We gotta come up with
something that is very smart.
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Not that.
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All right, here's
what we're gonna do.
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No, no, no. You can do that.
I'd rather die.
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Fine. Die. After your
funeral, I'm going shopping.
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How do I look, babe?
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Yes on
the dress...
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No on the face.
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What?
Too much makeup?
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Too much ugly.
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Eric!
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Hey, whoa, whoa! It's not Eric.
Don't call me Eric.
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Don't ever call me
Eric again.
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So, who are you?
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I don't know yet.
Let's see...
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(FOREIGN ACCENT) My
name is Olga Svetlana.
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I am a shot put champion.
I don't shave my armpits.
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Eric, you need to find
your own inner woman.
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(NORMAL ACCENT)
Inner woman.
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Discover my chickness.
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(FRENCH ACCENT) Chantale.
Chantale Dubois.
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I'm a little French girl.
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And I'm very shy.
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Enchante, Chantale.
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Enchante.
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(GIGGLES)
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(NORMAL ACCENT)
Now you.
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You're Lala Nelson. You're a trollop.
Former drug addict.
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No. No.
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There's no way I'm doing this, all right?
Can't we just leave town?
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We can't leave town.
We got midterms all week.
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No! No, I'm a man!
And I'm staying a man.
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And I'm facing him
like a man!
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(SHRIEKS)
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My favorite
color is yellow
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I'm such
a happy fellow
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It makes me
jiggle like Jell-o
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Hello!
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Who's the most wonderful
husband there is?
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What did you do?
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Go ahead. Put on something
sexy and thank me.
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You... You chose
yellow.
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And not just any yellow, baby.
Okay?
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This is the same yellow
that they use
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to paint those lines
in the street.
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How 'bout that?
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How 'bout that.
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Look at this.
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$3.99 a bucket!
Same as the city pays.
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You've really worked hard
on this, haven't you?
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I have, because,
you know,
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once we decided that we were
gonna fix this place up,
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I really wanted to put my heart
and soul into it, you know?
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I want you to be happy
here, Topanga.
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I want me to be
happy here, too.
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Right! Well, I've got
a lot of ideas!
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Let's talk
about them.
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No, I want to
surprise you.
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I mean, that look on your
face when you walked in
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meant so much
to me, Topanga.
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This look?
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Yes! Yes!
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I've never seen you
look like that before.
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I mean, it makes me want
to surprise you every day
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for the rest
of our lives.
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How long do
you think that'll be?
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I don't know.
It's a surprise.
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Where are you
going now?
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Cork World!
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(GREETING IN FRENCH)
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Wow!
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(FRENCH ACCENT) You see, Lala?
You see how simple it is?
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Lala!
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Where did she go?
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Lala! Girlfriend!
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I believe it's time for you
to make your debut.
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This is crazy, Eric.
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(NORMAL ACCENT) It's not crazy.
And don't call me Eric, Jack.
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How you doin'?
How you doin'?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(FRENCH ACCENT) This
is my friend Lala.
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She too shy.
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Yeah, well, I wanna talk
to just her, okay?
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You do not wish
to talk to me?
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No.
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I, however, do wish
to talk to you.
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Oh!
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It's Monsieur Feeny!
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Don't be
a buttinsky.
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It's a very long story.
You will not figure it out.
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What's to figure?
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He's pretty and you
look like a bison.
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What?
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Hmm. Double D's.
Just like your grades.
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I look like
a bison?
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No, no, he was
just saying that.
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Really, don't
take it so hard.
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How can I not
take it hard?
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I see all the men look
at me and point at me
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and avert their eyes and
choke back their vomit.
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Dude! Dude! Keep it
down, all right?
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No! No.
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I am butt ugly!
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(SOBBING)
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No, don't look at me, Lala.
Just let me die here!
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(WOMAN'S VOICE)
Okay, whatever.
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I swear, Lala,
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I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
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(BELCHES)
Oh!
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(JACK GIGGLES)
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Damn.
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Excuse me. It must have
been the bad crepe.
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(SOBBING)
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So, you got
a boyfriend?
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Positively not.
(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
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You want one?
Positively not!
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Oh.
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Come on, Lala.
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I'll take you places
you've never been before.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Bet you've never been
there before, either.
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Oh, boy.
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(MUFFLED) Topanga! Topanga!
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(LAUGHS) You are not
gonna believe this one!
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Cork World is going
out of business.
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Can you
believe that?
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What?
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Yeah! I bought
everything they had!
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Look at this. This is
a Cork coffee table.
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Do you realize the money
we are gonna save on coasters?
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What if I want
coasters?
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Got 'em
anyway!
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Wait. Where
are you going now?
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Topanga, I just bought
two tons of Cork.
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Where do you
think I'm going?
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I wouldn't know.
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Wrong! Thumbtack City.
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You love him. Just
remember you love him.
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Do not forget
you love him.
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At least he still
finds you attractive.
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Excuse me?
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(CRYING) I just don't think
that the way a person looks
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should make them the
object of ridicule.
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(SOBBING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Come on. Let's go
somewhere more private.
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Oh, no. No!
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No! We must get off
this crazy train.
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Yeah, let's
get crazy!
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Come on,
I'm taking you to dinner.
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Oh, dear. Oh.
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(NORMAL VOICE)
He thinks I'm pretty.
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He's taking me out.
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Oh, sure,
rub it in!
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And who's gonna take
me out, the zookeeper?
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Topanga, Topanga,
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you have to come back to the
apartment and see what I did.
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No, I don't
need to see it.
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No, you do,
you have to see.
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Because after the yellow
and the cork, I had an idea.
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I'm sure it's beautiful.
It is.
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It was my best idea yet.
Want me to tell you?
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I'm sure I'll see it.
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Now? When?
No. Someday.
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Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go
back and finish it up.
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Okay. Have fun.
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I can't wait
for you to see it.
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(CRYING)
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Are you all right?
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No, Topanga,
I am not!
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I'm sorry, do we
know each other?
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Oh, you're Topanga. Everyone knows you.
You're beautiful.
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You have a wonderful
husband who loves you.
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And I'll never
have a husband
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'cause I'm a shy, ugly,
little French girl!
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No, no,
you're not.
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Really?
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Look, we all
have our problems.
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I mean, my husband
who loves me also...
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Corky?
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Cory.
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Our house is corky. And yellow.
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And I really don't
like it at all,
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but I don't have
the heart to tell him.
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Oh, but you should.
I should?
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Yes. He would not want to do anything
that would make you unhappy.
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But he's
so excited.
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But what would make him
really excited
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is to do something
that would make you happy.
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You think?
254
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,693
Do you love him?
255
00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,195
More than anything.
256
00:11:32,262 --> 00:11:33,396
Does he love you?
257
00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:34,730
For our whole lives.
258
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:37,266
Then trust him. It will
all work out okay.
259
00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:41,104
Thank you!
260
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:42,772
Thank you for caring.
261
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,407
You seem like
such a nice girl.
262
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,841
So do you.
263
00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:46,810
Chantale Dubois.
264
00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:48,311
Ow! Okay.
265
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:52,148
Well, it's nice to meet
a new friend, Chantale,
266
00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:54,284
especially one with such
a beautiful spirit.
267
00:11:57,254 --> 00:12:00,923
(STUTTERS) Did you just
say that I was beautiful?
268
00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:07,330
Yeah, I did.
269
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,098
And I meant it.
You are beautiful.
270
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,734
(SOBBING)
I am?
271
00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:15,038
Yeah.
272
00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:17,473
Maybe we could
be friends.
273
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:21,011
Oh. We would be such
great friends!
274
00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:22,178
Yeah!
275
00:12:22,246 --> 00:12:24,213
But I'm sorry,
I can't. Sorry.
276
00:12:24,281 --> 00:12:26,549
Ow. Why not?
277
00:12:27,618 --> 00:12:29,585
Because soon
I will be gone.
278
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:31,754
Gone where?
279
00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:35,491
Either back to France or
killed by Crazy Luther!
280
00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:38,227
The stereo guy?
281
00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:40,797
No. The guy who bites
off the fingers.
282
00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:42,665
Oh.
283
00:12:43,668 --> 00:12:46,069
Oh! But before I go,
284
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,504
I just want to
thank you so much
285
00:12:47,571 --> 00:12:49,805
for calling me beautiful.
(MUMBLING)
286
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,308
(CRYING)
287
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,977
Au revoir, Chantale.
288
00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:55,711
I don't know what that
means, but goodbye.
289
00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:57,013
Goodbye.
290
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,094
(GIGGLES AWKWARDLY)
291
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:16,932
Ooh!
292
00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:23,473
So, I bought you
dinner and shoes.
293
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,275
You coming back
to my place or not?
294
00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,576
No!
295
00:13:26,643 --> 00:13:29,479
You think you can buy me
for a pair of sling-backs?
296
00:13:29,546 --> 00:13:31,648
Well, what'll
it take?
297
00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:39,622
Well, some hockey
sticks and, uh,
298
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:42,192
baseball cleats, and what
kind of car do you drive?
299
00:13:42,226 --> 00:13:44,293
'89 Firebird T-Top.
300
00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:45,394
I'd want that.
301
00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:46,829
You ain't
gettin' that.
302
00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:48,164
Then you ain't
gettin' nothin'!
303
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,169
Fine.
304
00:13:53,237 --> 00:13:55,505
You've been nothing but a
big distraction anyway.
305
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,174
Distraction!
From what?
306
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,609
From killing
those two idiots.
307
00:13:59,677 --> 00:14:02,979
I'm gonna get a couple of my boys
and I'm gonna pound those two.
308
00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:04,614
Thanks to you,
I'm very frustrated.
309
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,482
Oh! Oh!
310
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:10,887
I wouldn't want to be
responsible for any violence.
311
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,789
What does
violence solve?
312
00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:15,591
It solves that I'm not
disrespected in front of my boys.
313
00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:17,626
I will not be made
to look the fool.
314
00:14:17,695 --> 00:14:19,129
Oh, I see.
315
00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,764
You don't want to be embarrassed
in front of your pals.
316
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,800
That's right.
317
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:28,171
Well, when Lala hears
all that He-Man talk,
318
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:31,307
it gets her feeling
a little snuggly.
319
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,410
It does?
320
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:35,578
Uh-huh.
321
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,848
Oh, Chantale!
322
00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:42,251
Oh! Look at us.
323
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:45,688
Aren't we just
pretty as a picture?
324
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,656
Get a camera.
325
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:48,992
Go, get a camera! Go!
326
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,160
A camera?
327
00:14:51,228 --> 00:14:53,696
Oh, yes. Yes, I just
love taking pictures.
328
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,264
Don't you?
329
00:14:55,332 --> 00:14:56,866
Whatever turns
you on, baby.
330
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,634
Oh, Chantale. Hello!
331
00:14:58,702 --> 00:14:59,702
Hello!
332
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,171
Let's take a picture
333
00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:04,174
of Luther and I
documenting our passion.
334
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,008
Why?
335
00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:09,712
Because Luther values his
reputation more than anything.
336
00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:11,281
And I'm sure
his friends
337
00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:14,083
would just love to see a
picture of him and me.
338
00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:17,253
(NORMAL VOICE) But, dude,
you're not even...
339
00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:19,755
Just take the picture!
(WOMAN'S VOICE) Okay.
340
00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:23,092
Okay, now pucker your
lips and close your eyes,
341
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,194
and you will get
a big surprise.
342
00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:26,829
(CHUCKLES)
343
00:15:27,698 --> 00:15:29,365
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
344
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,335
Okay, now open
your eyes.
345
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:33,469
(NORMAL VOICE)
How you doin'?
346
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:35,105
Ahhh!
347
00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,706
Let's discuss your
reputation, pal.
348
00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:38,674
It's you!
349
00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:40,343
(NORMAL VOICE)
Hello!
350
00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:43,480
It's both of you!
I'll kill you both!
351
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:44,848
I don't think so.
352
00:15:44,915 --> 00:15:45,948
Yeah, you see
this right here?
353
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,283
You even look
at us wrong again,
354
00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:49,486
this picture is going
on the school web page.
355
00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:56,859
Ding!
356
00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:01,231
Fine. I won't
look at you wrong.
357
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:07,337
I won't look
at you at all.
358
00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:09,906
(FRENCH ACCENT)
Oh, yeah?
359
00:16:09,973 --> 00:16:11,474
Well, I'm beautiful
on the inside,
360
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,543
and on the inside,
you're a pig!
361
00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:17,613
(EXCLAIMING)
362
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:23,586
Man, I cannot
wait to go home
363
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,788
and get out
of these clothes.
364
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,258
Eric?
365
00:16:29,326 --> 00:16:31,394
I have never felt so
alive in my life.
366
00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:33,028
I just want to... Mmm.
367
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,701
Cory, I just want you to
know that I love you,
368
00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:40,136
and no matter what you
did to the apartment,
369
00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:41,937
it's fine
with me.
370
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:43,005
(GROANS)
371
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,041
Cory, I just...
372
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:48,911
What did you do?
373
00:16:48,979 --> 00:16:50,979
You know, you keep saying that.
374
00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:53,149
It's beautiful!
375
00:16:53,217 --> 00:16:54,651
Oh, what, it wasn't
beautiful before?
376
00:16:54,718 --> 00:16:57,186
No! Actually,
it was hideous.
377
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:58,921
So, why didn't
you tell me?
378
00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:00,323
Because I know you.
379
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,523
I know how much work
you put into this
380
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:02,859
and I didn't want to
make you feel bad.
381
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:06,062
Well, Topanga,
I know you, too.
382
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:08,297
Okay? I've known
you all my life.
383
00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:10,666
And I know you didn't
like what I was doing,
384
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,136
so I changed it.
385
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,937
Well, I love it now.
386
00:17:15,005 --> 00:17:16,473
Show me what
else you've done.
387
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,841
Well, I'm glad you
love it, Topanga.
388
00:17:18,909 --> 00:17:20,609
And if there's ever
something that I do
389
00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:23,212
that you don't love, all
you have to do is tell me.
390
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,182
I mean, it's not like it's
gonna hurt the marriage here.
391
00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:27,717
We're a team,
you know?
392
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,518
And if you don't
like something, Topanga,
393
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:32,155
then I don't
like something.
394
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,123
I don't like the
mirror over the bed.
395
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:35,791
Tough!
396
00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:40,362
All right.
397
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:43,332
We got the 3-ball
in the side pocket.
398
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400
Hmm?
399
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,573
What?
400
00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,375
Why are you
talking like that?
401
00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:54,744
What do you mean?
I'm a man, all right?
402
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,046
This is how a man talks.
403
00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:59,182
This is how
a man dresses.
404
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,484
And this is
how a man walks.
405
00:18:02,553 --> 00:18:06,722
And this right here is how
a man shoots stick, huh?
406
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:09,192
Jack, you're
overcompensating.
407
00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:10,426
Hey, what are you
lookin' at?
408
00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:12,395
You lookin' at me? You want
a piece of me, my friend?
409
00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:15,197
Get out of my eyesight!
410
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:18,534
Man! I bet Eric's readjusting
to his manhood better than you.
411
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,036
Hello!
412
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,272
Maybe not.
413
00:18:24,108 --> 00:18:25,874
Hello, you
two boys.
414
00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:27,943
Oh, it's such a
beautiful day outside,
415
00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:31,013
but not nearly as beautiful
as me on the inside.
416
00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:32,815
Eric, we're
in the clear.
417
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:34,851
You don't have to
be a woman anymore.
418
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:37,386
Oh, I know. But, see, I just
discovered how beautiful I was,
419
00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:40,256
so I've decided to stay
like this forever.
420
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:42,424
It is so satisfying
and rewarding
421
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,460
to be in touch with
one's feminine side.
422
00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:49,532
(NORMAL VOICE) Now I'm
gonna get in touch
423
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,601
with her feminine
side, so excuse me.
424
00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:54,970
(FRENCH ACCENT) Hello! Hello,
we can be best friends!
425
00:18:55,038 --> 00:18:56,906
(NORMAL VOICE) Oh, come on!
Everyone experiments in college!
426
00:18:56,956 --> 00:19:01,506
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